Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it. πͺοΈ Remember, it's the one accessory you can do without! π" Related Funny Posts π€ I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. “Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work. Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me. Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”. No, itβs totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.