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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.