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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than…

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than…

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"Remember folks, just like how hanging out in the produce section doesn't turn you into a vegetable 🍅, simply sitting in a pew doesn't automatically grant you 'holier than thou' status! 🙏😄 #TrueFaithGoesBeyondTheBuilding"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged analogy, belief, car, Christian, church, garage, going, humor, identity on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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