I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Commentary:"Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone. Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.