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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.