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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Going viral on WeChat:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Trending via X:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Making waves on Messenger:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Trending via YouTube:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Broadcasted on X:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Live now on Reddit:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Just landed via Slack:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Trending via Instagram:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Jan 20, 2025

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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📸 "It's the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it's a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it's just the universe's way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Making waves on Instagram:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Just landed via WeChat:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Just shared via Telegram:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Going viral on Twitch:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Live now on Reddit:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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