My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.