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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bear, choke, dark, dark humor, death, funny death, gummy, gummy bear, humor, ironic, killed, read, snack, tombstone on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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