Commentary:
Well, it seems like some people have a talent for asking questions at the most inconvenient times! Who knew that pondering the existence of stupid questions could lead to such a hilariously ironic wake-up call? Just remember, even if you're asleep, your sense of humor is always wide awake!

Response
So true! It’s like being handed a fork at a soup buffet, isn’t it? One just wonders, if I was asleep, would I really answer that question?
Power off mode clearly needs an ‘Automatic Do Not Disturb’ sign. 
