I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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🤷‍♂️ "I don't get mad, I get impressed with life's consistency in testing my patience. It's like a daily pop quiz I never asked for, but hey, let's roll with it. Bring it on, universe! 🙄"

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