Commentary:
"Looks like Valentine's Day plans just got celebrity-crushed! 💔 Sorry, boyfriend, but sharing Salma Hayek might be a bit out of the budget. 😜 Maybe next year you can aim for someone a wee bit more attainable! 😉"
I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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