I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.