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  • Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”
  • Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.
  • Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.
  • “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.
  • Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?
  • You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.