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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're not ignoring calls, you're just engaging in a staring contest with them? Well, I guess that's one way to assert your dominance over your phone!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, call, communication, humor, procrastination, social, social behavior, stare, technology on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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