I don’t miss calls, I stare at them. Commentary:Oh, so you're not ignoring calls, you're just engaging in a staring contest with them? Well, I guess that's one way to assert your dominance over your phone! Related Funny Posts 🤝 You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing. I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.