You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.” Commentary:"Ah, nothing says 'romance' quite like plotting together for a staged mishap! ππ Who knew mischief could be so enticing? #LoveAtFirstConspiracy" Related Funny Quotes π€ When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter. I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead. Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident. Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?” You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.
