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You wish you had this many chins.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.