I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Here's to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! ππΌ Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger. Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings. How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.” Women donβt pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.