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  • Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.
  • Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.
  • I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
  • Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.
  • It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.
  • Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.