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  • A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.
  • My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.
  • It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.
  • I hope you can hear me thinking about you.
  • The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.
  • Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.