I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the fleeting joy of dieting – like a rollercoaster ride, but with kale instead of cotton candy. 🎢🥗 Here's to a future filled with more food adventures and fewer regrets! 😉🍔" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday. How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed. I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor. My diet was going really well until I woke up. Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.