I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray. If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.
