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  • Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.
  • I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.
  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.
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  • I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.