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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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"Ah, the joys of domestic bliss! When life gives you lemons, make sure to angrily scrub them clean, chop them with fury, and fold that laundry like it insulted your cooking! 🍋🔪👚 #MomLife #DomesticGoddess"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cleaning, cooking, domestic, domestic life, folding, hobby, humor, life, mother, rage, rage cleaning, rage cooking, rage folding, relief, stress, stress relief, wife on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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