As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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"Ah, the joys of domestic bliss! When life gives you lemons, make sure to angrily scrub them clean, chop them with fury, and fold that laundry like it insulted your cooking! 🍋🔪👚 #MomLife #DomesticGoddess"

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