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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.