You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Commentary:
“Turn around? Oh, you mean do a 180-degree heartbreak dance under the total eclipse of the heart 🌑💔. Sometimes love takes us on a cosmic rollercoaster ride!”

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