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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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