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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.