A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad? It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.