A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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“Introducing the latest in fast food efficiency: the Drive-Thru Drone! Now you can scout out the quickest route to your burger bliss in record time 🍔🚗 Don’t get stuck behind a slowpoke, soar above the queues with your trusty fast food navigator! #InnovationGoals”

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