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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Reported on Discord:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Spotted on Telegram:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Seen just now on WeChat:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Making waves on Facebook:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Spotted on Twitch:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Jan 28, 2025

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Oh no, the thought of a world where the Hoff and KITT are not part of young minds is downright scary 🤖🚗! Quick, someone activate the Turbo Boost on their nostalgia receptors! Time to introduce a whole new generation to the magical world of talking cars and feathered hair! 🌟 #BackToThe80s #KnightRiderForever

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Freshly posted on Threads:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Going viral on WeChat:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Making waves on Slack:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Going viral on TikTok:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Trending via Slack:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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