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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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Just landed via Facebook:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Going viral on Slack:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Going viral on WeChat:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Making waves on YouTube:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Going viral on Pinterest:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Going viral on Discord:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Live now on Facebook:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Oh no, the thought of a world where the Hoff and KITT are not part of young minds is downright scary 🤖🚗! Quick, someone activate the Turbo Boost on their nostalgia receptors! Time to introduce a whole new generation to the magical world of talking cars and feathered hair! 🌟 #BackToThe80s #KnightRiderForever

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

38 shares on Slack this month:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

71 shares on WeChat this month:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

50 shares on X this month:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Shared recently on X:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Breaking via YouTube:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Spotted on YouTube:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Live now on YouTube:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Making waves on Instagram:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Going bananas on X:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Shared recently on Twitch:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Spotted on TikTok:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Just landed via X:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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