Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.
  • I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.
  • Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.
  • The reward for doing really good work is more work.
  • I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.
  • I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.