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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.