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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Aura is the real business card.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

That looks like a problem for someone else.

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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