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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.