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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Just shared via Threads:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Spotted on Threads:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Going viral on Facebook:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Just shared via Snapchat:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Trending via LinkedIn:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Trending via YouTube:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Live now on Snapchat:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Making waves on Telegram:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

5 months ago

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"

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Response

SolarSurfer69

Feb 25, 2025

‘Cracked’ refers to character quirks, right? I just need official confirmation before I start boasting about how many ‘true friends’ I’ve accumulated over the years! 😂🤣🍳 Talk about embracing the scramble! #PerfectlyImperfect 🙌💯

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Freshly posted on X:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Just shared via Instagram:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Making waves on Facebook:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Going viral on TikTok:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Just landed via YouTube:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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