A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform. Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”