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"Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

22 shares on X this month:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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