According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAccording to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons. I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’. I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
