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Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Spotted on Discord:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Going viral on Facebook:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Trending via Facebook:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Spotted on Slack:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Breaking via Slack:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Spotted on Threads:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Jan 28, 2025

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Trending via TikTok:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Just landed via Facebook:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Reported on X:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Breaking via Telegram:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Live now on Threads:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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