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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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