Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
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"Men taking the pill? Now that's what you call a true 'bulletproof' plan! 🚫💊😂 Who knew unloading the gun could be the ultimate form of contraception! 🔫😏 #SafeAndSound"

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