Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?
  • Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.
  • I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
  • Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?
  • I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
  • I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.