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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Cancel culture has been canceled.

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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