Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.