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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.