Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.
  • Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.
  • Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.
  • Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
  • I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
  • Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.