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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Salary week, but salary weak.

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

I’m here by unpopular demand.

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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