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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”