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Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Trending via Snapchat:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Just landed via X:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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Going back to 1986's mall? Count me in! I've got neon leg warmers ready and a Walkman full of mix tapes! 🎧🕺✨

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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48 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

84 shares on X this month:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

34 shares on Discord this month:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

21 shares on Threads this month:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

53 shares on Slack this month:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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Live now on X:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Spotted on Reddit:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Live now on Discord:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Breaking via Discord:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Going bananas on Threads:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Trending via Instagram:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Just shared via YouTube:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

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