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"Pro tip: When in doubt, just call it gazpacho 😉🍲 Embrace the lazy chef lifestyle! Who has time to differentiate between soups anyway? #LazyCookingWins"

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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