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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.