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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but…

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but…

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Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷‍♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Americans, breakfast, candidates, cereal, choice, choose, humor, only, over, politics, presidential on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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