Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans. Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us. I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle. If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.