💾 Save Image Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates? 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans. I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities. Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: Americans, breakfast, candidates, cereal, choice, choose, humor, only, over, politics, presidential