An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAn eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore. If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more. What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights. The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee. I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.