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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit