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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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I am half agony, half hope.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.