Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos. Commentary:"Who needs sin, tan, and cos when you've got sunshine, laughter, and a good cup of coffee to make every day beautiful!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. You want me to go apple picking? The original sin? My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan. Whitening my teeth by getting a tan. I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.