Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?
  • I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.
  • Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
  • Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.
  • I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
  • To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!