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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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