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  • Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.
  • Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.
  • Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
  • Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.
  • All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
  • You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.