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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter ha…

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter ha…

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the pigeon society can be quite judgmental. 🐦🎩 'Darling, please, the station is no place for a young pigeon lady!' Mothers – always looking out for their offspring's reputation, even in the avian world. 😄 #PigeonEtiquette101"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, daughter, hang, i, lady, let, mother, never, pigeon, place, station, young on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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