As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAs a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit. The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music. My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep. Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.