Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.
- That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
- The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.
- My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.
- Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.