As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAs a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat. Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
