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Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur 😂🍺 Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don't forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! 🌳🐿️ #ForeverYoungAtHeart

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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