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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don't forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ #ForeverYoungAtHeart



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