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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals



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