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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges…

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges…

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🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, advice, ask, doctor, eat, fun, fun activity, God, greek, Greek god, health, health advice, humor, imagination, oranges, planets, pretend, right on Mar 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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