Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.