Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
- I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.
- Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
- When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.
- Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.