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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.